Twilight - the movie: All you need to know

No, this wasn't the worst movie ever made, but I am glad that my own daughter watches "Boys Before Flowers". In short:

- Everything is blue in state Washington
- Kristen Stewart as Bella Swan is a zombified doe
- Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen is creepifying
- Taylor Lautner as Jacob Black is cute
- Vampires like baseball

In a case you don't want to watch the movie, but are curious about baseball-playing vampires, ( here is a short report )

Also!! OMPH! ( Stephenie Meyer in her own movie!!! NOOOOOO! )