Twilight - the movie: All you need to know

[alexandral]

No, this wasn't the worst movie ever made, but I am glad that my own daughter watches "Boys Before Flowers". In short:

- Everything is blue in state Washington
- Kristen Stewart as Bella Swan is a zombified doe
- Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen is creepifying
- Taylor Lautner as Jacob Black is cute
- Vampires like baseball

In a case you don't want to watch the movie, but are curious about baseball-playing vampires, here is a short report.

Vampire Baseball is Serious Business:


Alice throws the ball


Or may be she kicks it


Jasper rotates the bat in agressive manner


Edward looks morose and wears hospital pyjamas


Carlisle points with the bat. This must look really good in IMAX.


Lightning strikes between Edward and Emmett.


Jasper hits the ball to bring them down.


** THE END **


Also!! OMPH! Stephenie Meyer in her own movie!!! NOOOOOO!