This post is hysterical! I did something like this about the movie 'Essex Boys' with Sean Bean.

But I must disagree with blondes in in dark brown. A whole lot of people cannot wear brown. It's a hard colour to wear. But blondes and red heads are the best bets in that hue. I actually get a lot of compliments when I wear medium to dark brown shades. However, I'm not blonde like Sophia Myles.

I personally think no blonde should ever wear red because they look horrible in it, but people totally disagree with me on that one.