Eeeeeeek!!!! I'm so sorry you disliked the movie so much!!!! *hugs you sympathetically* I haven't seen the musical nor the film, well technically it hasn't been released here yet, but I wasn't very interesed in it in the first place.

"Why there is no homeless on streets? What do you think the meat pies in the kiosks on Lenin's street are made of?"
Oh! Here where I live we have a variation of the same urban legend, but instead of "meat pies" insert "hamburgers" or "minced meat" in it!!! XD